Carmen et Terror

orevet:

urbanmongoose:

Look at this cutie! 

She was really friendly and let me walk right up to her and take photos. Wasn’t even bothered by Darlene. Then she walked along the beach with us for ages.

She was also absolutely tiny. I’ve never seen an adult crow that small before, she was only about the size of a small pigeon. Combined with her piebald markings she’s by far the most interesting crow I’ve ever met! 

#this was a witch in disguise nice try (via iguanamouth)

ohhowlucky:

danteogodofsoup:

killbenedictcumberbatch:

standupcomedyblog:

John Mulaney | The Salt & Pepper Diner

THE BEST JOKE IN EXISTENCE

GOD I JUST TOLD SOMEONE ABOUT THIS STORY

This is one of the best pieces of comedy that I have ever had the pleasure of witnessing. I love this. I have been looking for this online for awhile.

danny-rauger:

and-down-we-go:

My Mom just accidentally prematurely sent an email to an accounting firm… It was supposed to say ‘I am afraid that we will have to postpone our meeting”

but she hit send when all it said was

Hi Jeffrey,
      I am afraid

I must always reblog this

terezi-owns2:

THE LITTLE KID NEXT DOOR JSUT OPENED HIS WINDOW AND YELLED “WHAT IS 27 PLUS 4” AND I YELLED “IT’S 31” AND HE SAID “THANK YOU GOD LADY” IM LAUGIHNG

orevet:

oedipus-sex:

imagine your current friend group but dwayne the rock johnson is an unquestioned part of it

#nothing changes except we’re all in shape (via rcmclachlan)

"Hey, DTR, call Vin.  I’m trying to get a game of D&D together.  I even made you a tooth fairy prestige class."

mewiet:

retrogradeworks:

I love to see children who are so delicate and gentle with animals.  It warms my heart amidst a sea of brats pulling cats’ tails and getting whacked.

Also JESUS THAT’S A SNUGGLY CHICKEN.

I love how she reaches up on her tippy toes to snuggle into his shoulder.